MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months ago“Don’t worry honey, I got this”lemmy.todayimagemessage-square35fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
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minus-squarebrbposting@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 months agoCompile a few of these and what would the caption be?
minus-squareMamboGator@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 months ago“When your wife won’t fuck you anymore and neither will your daughter.”
minus-square5oap10116@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·edit-23 months agoAt the grocery store, confused, and…just pooped my pants
minus-squarepancakes@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 months agoTrump shitting his pants in the debate lives in my brain forever
minus-squareDonkter@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·3 months agoMe remembering my wife telling me to get “just the essentials” at the grocery store eyeing up the ciggies, beer, and lottery tickets with our families last 20$ until payday in my pocket.
Compile a few of these and what would the caption be?
“When your wife won’t fuck you anymore and neither will your daughter.”
At the grocery store, confused, and…just pooped my pants
Trump shitting his pants in the debate lives in my brain forever
Me remembering my wife telling me to get “just the essentials” at the grocery store eyeing up the ciggies, beer, and lottery tickets with our families last 20$ until payday in my pocket.