If you insist on being the candidate, Joe, please take actual drugs before debates. As many as you can.
If it does what he showed tonight it needs to go back to r&d
Cold, Jack.
If the point of taking drugs is to “enhance your performance” then Biden took every drug he should NOT have taken before that debate.
The whole malarkey shit they are trying to push like it’s a great image is so fucking dumb, it would be cute if my grandpa in hospice said it but it’s fucking incredibly out of touch when the president of the United states says it.
They can’t deny that he’s older than dirt, might as well lean into the cuter parts about that fact
When do we start fetishizing his cute wittle ear hair
When I thread it between my gleaming moist teeth.
Staying hydrated is known to increase performance.
Good old dihydrogen monoxide.
Up there as one of the most dangerous chemical compounds in the world, near 100% fatality rate.
2016 election: idiot one or two.
2024 election: felon or Designated Survivor.Biden needs that pure old Colombian cocaine.
Ask the CIA for some.
They’ve got plenty, so if they’re not just handing it over they must want Trump to win 😂
Clearly they should have pumped him full of unicorn blood and stem cells.
Just imagine for a short … Biden takes drugs. AND still has the better answers to all our problems than this un-drugged (?!) 3yo mind in a slightly younger body. Wouldn’t THAT be a real game changer? Shouldn’t DJT then too use drugs? No?
i wish he was on drugs; maybe he would have done better.
Politics is so team sports, they even think performance enhancing drugs are a bad idea.
HOW IS THIS REAL!?!?
Killerbean!
truly a modern classic
Absolutely. It’s one of the more memorable videos from that time.
You’ll get this CD over my dead body. That’s good I was planning it.
The conspiracy theorists all say Joe is supposed to step down and Gavin Newsom somehow is added to the ticket which then will win. These conspiracy theorists also say that candidates are selected in advanced by the powers that be and it’s all pagentry to deceive the gullible masses. These people would also say Joe’s bad debate performance was part of the pagentry. Just remember this post later.
Gavin Newsom doesn’t even seem to be all that popular in California. I have no idea why people think he’s a winner.
The fact that thus is a real product…
Funny how we laughed at Trump holding a glass with two hands.
*bottle of water
Guess we were both right
Lol I KNEW HE WAS ALREADY DEAD!! That picture was taken in the cooler fridge where they keep his body in storage in-between sessions of weekend at Bernies style puppeteering.
I can’t believe I have to vote for an actual corpse…