What’s wrong with Neil’s beard?
Nothing?
There’s no evidence Santa isnt selling our data
Everyone knows Santa is in bed with corporations. Just look at how many cameos he makes in ads and shopping malls! I would be very surprised if he didn’t sell all his data.
There is a Brazilian Rock Band with a great song named “Santa Claus son of a bitch” (or maybe motherfucker) here is the Google translate (with light editing) of the first couple verses:
Santa Claus motherfucker Reject the wretched I want to kill him! That capitalist pig Give gifts to the rich And spits on the poor Give gifts to the rich And spits on the poor
I heard he’s a Coca-Cola Plant
What did I miss?
Yeah, I can’t find a news article or anything, lol. Definitely confused.
Neil Gaiman?
Vince Neil?
Vince Vaughn?
Gonna need some context on the sells information or else you risk being on the Santa Naughty List
No smoke without fire.
Well actually, You can heat things up to a temperature where they do sublimate, without there being an ignition source.
“No smoke without fire” is a misnomer.
Someone never heard about the American/worldwide right wing echo chamber…
Ok, but we all do agree he knows what we do.
Yup, he’s definitely omniscient. That’s why his books are so good!
A meme said it! Can’t be wrong, unless proof otherwise!
Agree. Where’s the smoke?
I’m preheating olive oil on the stove.
Oh, sorry. They meant, “No smoke; without fire” it’s like the firewatcher’s “All clear”. There’s no smoke and they’re without fire.
Fantasy author Neil Gaiman?
That certainly looks like his photo… when did he turn into Google Adsense?
I bet his website has google analytics or some shit, and a weenie is all upset about it.
What
I’m with everyone else here:
Which is also my reaction to the post being upvoted.
The account has two comments from 10 months ago about how there is no real justification for using the atomic bombs on Japan, and this post. Really not sure what the dela is
???
Did you … Have a bad dream or something?
Who is Niel?
Author of American Gods, Coraline, countless other gems and the co-writer of Good Omens with Pratchett.
Never heard of any of that. But thanks.
Also Sandman, which recently got a good Netflix adaptation
Go pick up smoke and mirrors, it’s a short story collection, very easy to get into. If you love it, check out the American Gods novel and the Sandman comics. The original sandman is a bit dated at this point, but still some amazing storytelling.
Not sure what library/resources you use but definitely worth checking out
That’s a wholesome comic. Thanks.
Ironically, it’s a pretty well-known one itself (you see people just refer to it by mentioning “today’s 10000”).
META.
I’m pretty sure Neil Gaiman enjoys milk and cookies, he even wrote the story Fortunately, The Milk where a kid goes back in time to get the ever-important milk that his father forgot to pick up.
It was my favorite book when I was like 8 years old.
Wait, what? Did i miss some scandal or something?
Honesty the funniest thing I’ve read on the lemmiverse. Holy shit. I don’t understand why it is so funny.
Dada
Mama
Guys, I figured it out. Remember when, seemingly from out of nowhere, Russell brand was like, I TOTALLY NEVER DID NO SHIT LIKE…!
Maybe
maybe