I stand with Palestine, and the rare spaces our public can spend time and educate themselves. Genocide is depressing. Hurting books makes me sad.
Source: Portland State in midst of expensive, ‘marathon’ race to repair damaged library before fall classes begin
PS: we appreciate the smartass answers as well for much-needed comic relief
You could print out the source code, book bind it, and then set it on fire.
You can put a LOT of Javascript on a microSD card, then burn that. Or any other language but Javascript somehow feels appropriate.