OMG they’re really trying to squeeze every penny out of us. Crazy. What company would do this? Like, specifically what’s their website where they take orders??
Cum in - we’re open
“Fill our hole”
This box gives hello my fellow zoomers
Clever. If you have to clean your ass, you grab a box that looks like this, and either you’ll get clean or you’ll forget you’re dirty.
Most depressing thing on the box is the alcohol percentage.
This is children’s alcohol!
“Perfect for 30 year old toddlers!”
4% is fine, but only if it’s 90cal!
Quick edit: and this better be like &-9USD or it’s bullshit.
✨SOCIAL ANXIETY✨
Rofl came here to comment on this one. They did not want to miss a single market segment
When you look at the material that the human mind generates, it kind of makes you look at output from AI a little different.
At least all the text is actual words.
Someone hasn’t been keeping up with diffusion news.
Can it do stylized text like in the OP image, not just plain block text?
Yes, with good prompting and in painting anything is possible.
Of course its actual words its English not French.
I dont care what the French have to say, Oiseau should not be pronounced Wazoo.
How many frogs are juiced per bottle? Poor froggies
“They’re putting frogs in the water, which is turning the chemicals gay!”
As always, Trump’s people manage to outdo everyone.
“Anti-woke” water is a thing, and it doesn’t need no stinking vodka to make people stupid.
Thanks I hate it
How much for just the box?
welp after green washing now we have gay washing
small d**k energy
Lame. I get they might need to censor it but it’s easy to cover with part of another sticker and make it look incidental.
I wouldn’t even consider looking at what that product is after seeing it in my peripheral. Instant pass on that atrocious packaging.
4% is kinda weak if you intend on getting the queer market.
Used to always start the night in the Castro when I lived in San Francisco. The pours are HEAVY, vodka OJ is a 16oz pint glass and like 15oz of vodka. Oh and every bar did buy 1 get 1 free until like 11pm happy hour. Basically get a solid buzz for like $10.
4% is rookie numbers.
vodka OJ is a 16oz pint glass and like 15oz of vodka.
well yeah, do you know how fucking expensive OJ is??
One of my friends, a bear, took me to get a real margarita ‐‐ I think on Valencia, so Castro district adjacent --when I was 25ish. I couldn’t walk straight after one.
I couldn’t walk straight after one.
Phrasing.
For several reasons.
I said what I said.
That area was so wild, especially around Folsom street fair times.
There was a drunk dude getting a blowjob on the windowsill of his second story apt above a bar across the street, one leg in the fucking house the other just on the bar’s sign 🤣
I protest, I have a small dick, but only have some residual unconscious racism that I am actively working against!
I contest the use of derogatory “small dick energy” memes on the grounds of body inclusivity. Small dicks are valid, positive and worthy of appreciation.
hating on small dicks is transphobic tbqh
Your dick ‘energy’ is getting bigger by the day!
Swang that thang brother, be proud of the progress. It’s not about the meat, it’s about the spirit that drives it.
So this is what Alex Jones was rambling about.