Alt: An image of glowring-red and charred pasta, captioned “al Dante”
That’s a darn tasty lookin’ Pasta Carbonara.
Abandon all hope ye who rule here
Dante, you say?
Al, you say?
el exterminador de demonios
TrickSwordRoyalGun Yyyeeeeghhhahohohooo!
YEAGH
Wait, it’s all burnt macaroni?
Always has been.
Those are penne, though, not macaroni…
Pennies don’t burn like that though…?
They do once I’m done with them!
…no, I don’t know what that means either 🤷
HIGH SPEED, NO LUBE
Fastest and sweat-free way of burning a shitload of calories
I know some people like their pasta well cooked and all, but this is pasta joke now…
Abandon hope all yee who come to this cookout.
Al Dead
Al dentes inferno
Would still eat. Pasta is pasta.
This guy constipates
That’s nobody’s business but the turds.
Just have a glass of water with it, k?
The red means it’s not cooked all the way. Better be safe…