Who would be able to tell the difference? Just set conditions that it ramble and it’ll be impossible to distinguish from the real thing.
Idk, I just asked ChatGPT to do it and told it to ramble and it still came out kinda too coherent
Ladies and gentlemen, let me tell you about ChatGPT, it’s just incredible, truly the best AI ever. People are saying it’s the greatest, and I have to agree. It’s smart, it’s efficient, and it helps people like nothing else before. You wouldn’t believe the things it can do, it’s amazing, just amazing. Everyone’s talking about it, and they should be, because it’s revolutionizing everything. You know, when I first heard about it, I said, “This is it, this is the future.” And folks, it really is. ChatGPT, remember the name, it’s gonna be huge, just huge!
Trump would spend more time telling everyone how amazing he is and forget he was talking about a specific thing after the first sentence.
Yep. The hallmark of an authentic trump speech is if he’s talking about anything other than himself, he must abruptly change the subject within three sentences.
Yeah, that’s a pretty piss-poor attempt from ChatGPT. It didn’t even include someone calling him “sir” or an abrupt shift to a Hannibal Lector reference.
The one about the shark and the electric boat? Amazing technology.
Trump tells Logan Paul
Please stop the planet I want to get off.
Golgafrinchan Ark Fleet Ship B has two new passengers.
I took psychic damage just from seeing both of their names in a headline together
Relevant xkcd https://youtu.be/gp5G1QG6cXc
So now on top of fake news we have fake speech, lol
Back on early ChatGPT I asked it to write me instructions on how to change a tire in the style of a Trump speech. Output was pretty good.
Look, folks, I’m gonna tell you how to change a tire, and nobody knows how to change a tire better than me, believe me! First, find a great spot, a tremendous spot, a spot where winners change their tires. You’re gonna need a jack, a beautiful jack, the best jack, okay? You put that jack under the car, right near the flat tire, and you pump it up, you pump it up bigly! We’re gonna raise that car, just like we’re raising this country, folks!
Now, get yourself a lug wrench, a fantastic wrench, a winner’s wrench. You’re gonna loosen those nuts, those lousy nuts, lefty loosey, righty tighty, that’s how it goes, okay? Unscrew 'em all, but don’t let 'em get away, folks. Keep 'em close, keep 'em close to you, just like we keep our jobs close to America! Take off that flat tire, a pathetic tire, a loser tire, and put on the spare. You gotta have a spare, a magnificent spare, a spare that’s gonna make your car great again!
Now, screw those nuts back on, folks. Screw 'em on tight, tight like our borders, okay? We don’t want 'em coming off, we don’t want 'em running away like crooked politicians. Lower that car with the jack, easy, easy, just like we’re lowering taxes, lowering 'em for the hardworking people! Finally, tighten those nuts again, extra tight, tighter than anyone has ever tightened nuts before. That tire is gonna stay put, folks, it’s gonna stay put like I’m gonna stay put in the hearts of the American people!
That’s it, folks, you’ve changed that tire, and you’ve changed it beautifully, believe me. Nobody changes tires like we do, nobody! Now, get out there, drive with pride, and remember, we’re gonna keep winning, winning like never before!
That is waaaaaay too cohesive of a text.
Trump would never stay on one point for that long.
He used to purposefully change topics frequently to keep on bullshitting when he was less demented and now he just isn’t able to focus for long enough to talk about one topic for that long.
This doesn’t mention sharks a single time wtf
