Understandable.
I don’t want to stop him.
I want to be him.
I’d fuck him.
Liquid “cheese”
I feel like throwing up thinking about what 1 spoon of that stuff would be like.
Ashes to ashes, milk to liquid cheese.
If it’s so wrong, why does it feel so right?
Go go gadget cardiac arrest!
Can you blame him? That’s shits good asf
I just did the math, 200gal is 2664.5 fl oz (in freedom units) this means over 365 days hes eating 7.3 fl oz a day. 1 fl oz has about 50kcals so (ironicly) he’s eating 365kcals of cheese
This has to be a sign from god
Just cheese sauce, or including the noodles?
Where are you getting the calorie reference from?
Honestly I just asked chatGPT lmao, specifically cheese sauce no noodle
Can’t stop. Won’t stop.
Kraft meals + ketchup + tapeworm food.
He’s the hero we need.
That much cheese will stop him just wait
It would stop you mortal.
Gouda for him, though. However Brie his 15 minutes may be, let him enjoy it. 20 gallons over the course is not even all that much. That’s barely more than a gallon a month. If you speak Portuguese, that’s like less than 4 liters. A liter a week of cheese isn’t exactly uncommon. That’s like a few salads, some mac and cheese, a pizza, several cheese quesadillas, a box of Hungry Helper, and some cheese strings, plus cream cheese bagels, and a sprinkle of parm on the pizza. Who hasn’t had one of those types of week before?
The cheese gobbler
Time for the next rewrite of Seven Samurai
Oh, that cheese is stopping him. Stopping him right up.
This is how The Battle of Wisconsin starts.