I do it to the subway doors sometimes. At least once it made someone laugh pretty hard, which was nice.

Wait, there are people who don’t? J/k but I like to pretend to kick the air as if I’m kicking a door open/down. I get looks, and I’m okay with that.

No. Literally no one does this but you. Congratulations 🎉

yes

Working in a grocery store in high school blunted that fun for me, because when you’re busy and trying to go in and out those doors can be frustratingly slow. I like to think better of my Jedi powers.

But, since then, I do get the desire to shoulder-check the door to pop it off the tracks - so I can use it as a swing door. I got good at doing it when I’d do cart returns.

Frequently

I don’t always use my Jedi powers, but when I do I prefer Dos Equis.

I like to do a little karate chop

No. But when a door doesn’t open I always think of the Simpsons episode where Bart sold his sole to Milhouse.

And automated paper towel dispensers… “You will give me a paper towel, now.” And they reply (in my mind), “To gibba pappa towa, now”.

Sometimes when I’m with my 5 and 3 year olds, yeah.

I do it to get traffic lights to change before I have to brake.

No, but I’m going to. Thanks.

I snap my fingers as I approach red traffic lights and my confirmation bias is off the charts.

I’m more of a toaster magician 😅