They need to get a new trick.
Someday there will be an important person in Russia who actually does die by accidentally falling out of a window. But nobody will believe it was an accident lmao
Like laying underwear with poison. Oh… right…
If it ain’t broke…
unlike that window…
They’re not trying to hide it, though.
Everyone knows that’s what they do. And that’s why they continue doing it that way. It’s a way to say, “There’s nothing you can do to stop me, now shut up and obey.”
Is there a word for a form of government that rules entirely by throwing people out of windows?
Maybe “defenestrarchy”?
I bet it has a Ministry of Definistry.
*Defenestry
And boy, do they minister the defenestration. Internationally!
I seem to recall a few Russian heavy hitters falling from widows in India a few months back.
Classic russia
Wanted to show the new interns how safe the windows are by running full speed at them
Background. Garry Hoy was a corporate and securities law specialist for the law firm of Holden Day Wilson in Toronto. While giving a tour of the Toronto-Dominion Centre to a group of articling students, he attempted to demonstrate the strength of the structure’s window glass by slamming himself into a window.
Is this the one where the glass didn’t break, but the frame and mounting did?
If think so, result is the same through.
Maybe Russians, especially ones who go against Putin, should avoid windows, what with their difficulty avoiding falling out of them.
The only way to avoid falling out of the window is to leave Russia. Then you’ll be shot dead like they do in civilised countries - https://www.politico.eu/article/russia-ukraine-war-murder-maksim-kuzminov-spain-intelligence/
Ah yes the classic story about the guy who asked for a suite without windows, and the concierge says: “Ah you want the polonium suite then!”.
Great advice. Wish it had worked for Navalny.
Where, like in the bunker?
Maybe just stay 10 feet away from the window? Or board it up!
I meant someone in particular if you know what I mean (;
It’s a calling card
“Mystery”
Two possibilities. The one everyone is memeing on is that the Russian government did it.
The other is that it was a non-Governmental murder, but authorizes are less likely to investigate it out fear of Putin.
This happens more than usual in Russia. I wonder if Putin is concerned.
Yeah, he might need to use this justification to take over all of Europe, so that he can properly address window safety comprehensively.
You’ve seen that huge conference table, right?
It’s not that he’s trying to be intimidating… he just wants a head start on running,
It’s almost a joke at this point
I’d guess they use this method rather than something else like poisoning whenever they want to make very apparent what happened, as a warning
i dunno. polonium poisoning usually makes it pretty self explanitory.
Yeah but who has a month to just wait around when there are dissidents that need defenstrating?
This guy poisons
It’s quite the signature.
“mystery”
Nobody can possibly explain it.
Alternative mysteries.
Oooo I love mysteries! I wonder how he fell
I postulate that she may have been pushed.
But who pushed it?
Not sure… Coastguard?
A bullet in the bqck of the head
Acute lead poisoning?
Most likely defenestrated.
More like profenestrated, amirite??
You couldn’t read to the second line of the article and assumed the judge is a he?
Did you mean to write “she” but accidentally wrote “he” instead?
Has Russia run out of radioactive material?
Russia sure has a bad gravity problem.
This is heavy, Doc!
Not really. Gravity and windows work as expected