Ingredients are as followed
- (storebought not homemade) Gnocchi
- half an green pepper
- half an tomato
- heinz tomato sauce
- tinned tomatoes
- several mushrooms
- mixed herbs
- A shit-ton of three cornered onion
- roast chicken
Garnish has
- three cornered onion bulb
- oregano
- Big heaping spoonful of cream cheese
Porn (“Pornography”)
Printed or visual material containing the explicit description or display of sexual organs or activity, intended to stimulate sexual excitement.
While this might be food, there’s literally nothing exciting in that picture.
This is like randomly finding one of those pictures of genital diseases with blisters and everything and calling it porn because it depicts sexual organs
I don’t know shit about food but, don’t people usually clean the edge of the plate before taking a picture?
It’s the taste that matters. Not the presentation m8
Said no one ever about porn.
Depends on how good your taste is tbh
This is to food porn what two girls one cup is to regular porn.
I see a man of culture. You’ve got some great tastes!
Hmmm, “Shit on a brick”… funny name. I used to like eating “Shit on a shingle”= Army’s chipped beef in gravy on toast
This is the kind of porn you usually find on 4chan
This is the kind of porn you usually find in a plastic bag in the woods.
I don’t think you understand what FoodPorn is
Food that looks good.
No worries I get it, but for next time yeah :)
Alright if I ever post another picture of a meal I make I’ll be sure to try and do a semi decent job at presenting it
Dont worry, this still doesnt belong on
!shittyfoodporn
Give that a quick glance if you need to feel better about this one!
I came to the comments to find out WTF a three cornered onion was but left having very much enjoyed OP getting shat on for his plate of je ne sais quoi