- cross-posted to:
- programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
- cross-posted to:
- programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
cross-posted from: https://poptalk.scrubbles.tech/post/1069636
Forgive the hastily made meme. All too common with us engineers.
cross-posted from: https://poptalk.scrubbles.tech/post/1069636
Forgive the hastily made meme. All too common with us engineers.
no no no, this is the wrong way around
because sales and marketing sell it before it even exists
truth. Why wait for a product at all? Just sell it now, then yell at your engineers for taking so damn long!
Sales: "Can we do this?
Dev: “No, we cannot.”
Sales: “Uhhhh… But I already told the customer we could.”
Dev: “That’s called lying. You lied to the customer.”
Sales: “…So you’ll have it done next week?”
Dev: “I’m going to need at least three weeks.”
Sales: “…But I already told the customer two weeks.”
Dev: Sigh