honestly, felt like I was having a stroke looking at all the items on that desk

What do you mean? Those tools look fine to me. Are you telling me you’ve never used a scissor-handled ram rod, plierpickaxe or a rock hammer vice?

What you’ve never put a scissor handled blunt right up your ass before? (Look at the kid top middle in the background)

we’re all pretending it’s not, it’s so obvious. welcome to shitposts, here’s your complimentary dickbutt

These are clearly just cow tools

I think dildo scissors handle is something I could use at my job to hit people with when they act like idiots