WHO LEAKED IT? THAT SHIT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE CLASSIFIED INFORMATION.
Shit I forgot lunch
I get it, the gay frog seminar can go long sometimes.
I feel like this happens every year. We really should start scheduling it to end at 11:30 to account for a bit of bleed over. A lot of us rely on dead-on timing when it comes to eating. Hell, it’s all most of us can think about when it’s 11 already. Anyways, I feel like this one is off to a great start already.
What’s speed walking? Isn’t that just walking but at 2x speed?
Do I need to attend the workshop?
No I think you’re thinking of running. Speed walking allows you to do 2 walks per walk.
Did you never see Malcolm in the Middle?
Really not a fan of speed walking. So in stead I went home and painted rainbow colors on my bigoted neighbor’s door. Wonder if I turned him gay…
No break for brunch? How DARE you!!??!?!
Right!? 30 mins for Age of Sin!? Are they kidding? Is this shrinkflation?
Yesterday from 1 - 3 i was with my family at my parents in law… Guess yes… i was at that lecture about lesser human dignity.
They didn’t put my CRUCIFIX MASTURBATION seminar on the agenda again this year. Homophonic !!1
Speed Walking Workshop at 10:30pm? This is blasphemy!
I was wondering when the gay would frog the seminar.
Is it a gay agenda if there’s no brunch?
Mimosas are an all-day thing during Pride.
It’s more of a trans mission
Mashallah, I followed the agenda
Is there going to be a seminar on how to convert children to a life of Hedonism simply by proximity to your sheer existence?
I think that’s implied by the gates of hell opening first thing.
Was not expecting to see Alex Jones presenting.
If I’m always threatening human dignity and causing corruption, chaos and confusion, am I required to go to these seminars?
How fabulously can you do so?
I woke up at 6 to get a head start on desecration, but then I had a bbq to attend later so I got way off schedule. I really need to be on the ball today if I want to destroy the sanctity of straight marriage and groom children by telling them that they’re valid and deserving of love no matter how they identify. It’s a lot of work for a Sunday, honestly.
