0·6 months ago- No 2. No, wait, 3. Nah, it’s 4. Mm, maybe 5. No, definitely 6. Most likely 7. No, 8 for sure. Oh, 9 perhaps? WAIT! 10 looks good. But so does 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, and 19. Fuuck, 20 is a dime. 21 is a good contender. Hmm, I can’t forget about 22, 23, or 24. 25-30 are also contenders. 31 could be it. Oh, it definitely has to be 32. Hold on, 33 is a nice solid number, but it has to be 34, that’s how old I am.