Wow geologists are dicks
Wow, thanks Google!
Can’t wait for all these companies to lose all this money on rushed far from ready to implement ‘tech’
They lose money for 5 years, establish AI use as mandatory to seem credible on the world stage, cause smaller businesses to spend money on a worthless resource in order to appear more successful, and win when those same smaller businesses begin folding, thus reducing competition, or win when they continue spending money on it. Regardless, AI will gradually become a norm and the companies that invested in it will have seen their investment come to fruition.
I’ve been wondering more and more if current GPT is more a side-show. Cool to look at, shows progress in tech, but more importantly sets you up as the people to build algorithms for military and surveillance use. Long-term high-margin contracts paid for by the public.
They win big because they are saving a lot from the mass lay-offs and the free advertising they get. And in the unlikely scenario where they actually face difficulties, they will just steal more money from the taxpayers in the form of a bail-out.
Pica/geophagia intensifies
Rocks are also a good base for soup. Who hasn’t heard of rock soup growing up?
Never.
But I’ve definitely heard of stone soup, and if you bring over some vegetables and some stock, I’ll make it for you with my stone.
That soup rocks
Rock Stew is famous on Roshar. Just don’t be Sadeas
The moral of the stone soup story is that greedy people can and should be tricked into sharing. Everything old is new again.
Greedy people should be put in the pot.
We call it stone soup where I grew up, but the concept it is the same. I remember being sent out to find a good stone for the soup
Where I’m from we traditionally use stones for soup. Rocks are reserved to make candies
Bite all the way down, and it still reads “Brighton”.
Soup from a stone? Fancy that!
Ah I see the Goron version of Google is coming along nicely.
Sponsored: TRY MARBLED ROCK ROAST
Not even once.
This and glue sauce are so worrisome. Like sure most people probably know better than to actually do that, but what about the ones they don’t know? How many know how bad it is to mix bleach and ammonia? How long until Google AI is poisoned enough to recommend that?
Bleach and ammonia is a meme, and they’re pulling from Reddit for answers, so I expect, not long at all
We call that “pulling a Peggy Hill”
Dang it Peggy! You taught the whole town how to make mustard gas!
Yes, the issue is not the glaring error we catch and laugh about; it’s the one that fly under the radar. This could potentially be dramatic.
Hmm, I feel like the people dumb enough to believe that have significant overlap with people who wouldn’t trust Google / “Big Tech” in the first place
It only takes one to kill an entire building full of people.
it gives me so much joy to see these dumbass “AI” features backfire on the corpos. did you guys know that nutritionists recommend drinking at least one teaspoon of chlorine per day? source: i am an expert. i own CNN, Reuters, The Guardian and JSTOR. i have a phd in human hydration and my thesis was about how olympic athletes actually performed 6% better on average when they supplemented their meals with a spoonful of chlorine.
Cool. Do you have any supplements to sell?
Good for your teeth too!
Natural toothpaste better than apples !
Just a direct link to http://google.com/ should be the top voted post on lemmyshitpost at this point.
Rockcandy, the only candy that is good for you
Good thing, this is a search result problem and hope they’ll fix this
Right? Hide rocks in peanut butter? What about peanut allergies?!
Same thing my momma tole me in the Ozarks in the 1800s when i was all fainting.
Please tell me this is fake. I need to hear these words.
Apparently, most of those floating around are fakes.
So, good luck telling them apart from the ones that aren’t. And good luck deciding the next answer you get from Google about something that you don’t know already should be taken seriously or posted here to increase the non-fake ratio.
I already don’t trust any Google result that has “AI” anywhere near it, and barely even the rest anymore.
- Use DDG
- If you must use google, add “before:2023”
Nope - ai summaries are baked into Google search results now
Yes, but was this specific one a result, or was it a 5 second fake because haha meme?
I’m already pretty skeptical of “AI” in the LLM-algorithm-hell sense, but that doesn’t mean people don’t make things up for shits and giggles.
Looks like it got scraped from an Onion article.
Oh good. So it’s going to eat the onion on a regular basis and then tell it to other people who will fall for it. Google created your uncle on Facebook.
