• someguy3@lemmy.world
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    4 months ago

    FYI the funeral business is pretty much a duopoly, two companies control it and jack up prices. It’s sickening.

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        I have no family left so I am rolling for somewhere inconvenient and in massive unrecoverable debt.

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            4 months ago

            Rough plan if I am ever terminal is to start taking loans out using my amazing credit and established lines of bank credit. Spend all my money on shit I like and give whatever cash is left to my Goddaughter. Maybe Tom Selleck the house rack up huge credit card debt on every card I can open on vacations plane tickets just frivolous shit that will hold no value. Then burn the house down around me.

            Edit: rough plan

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                Your enemy figures out a loop hole and discovers since they are responsible for your corpse, they can do what they want. So they turn you into an anal sex doll for those on the local sex offender registry.

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                  That’ll make you immortal at least. You’ll be on weird news and weird fact YouTube videos for generations to come. Being brought back up every 10 year cycle when new young ones discover the internet. Most of can only dream of being as immortal as 2 girls 1 cup, lemon party, mom with the good hands, etc.

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          If you start having severe chest pain, simply drive as quickly as possible to the nearest business you have issue with, stumble in and say “you did this” before collapsing dramatically.