Vej@lemm.ee to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 4 months agoAnyone got some funny "that wasn't a fart" stories to read to my coworker?NSFWmessage-squaremessage-square12fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareAnyone got some funny "that wasn't a fart" stories to read to my coworker?NSFWVej@lemm.ee to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 4 months agomessage-square12fedilink
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·4 months agoLike the time I thought I had to fart so I relaxed my sphincter a bit and hear someone behind me asking for tree-fiddy? It was about this time I realized that the little fart was actually a giant crustacean from the paleolithic era. It was the god damned Loch Ness Monster!
Like the time I thought I had to fart so I relaxed my sphincter a bit and hear someone behind me asking for tree-fiddy?
It was about this time I realized that the little fart was actually a giant crustacean from the paleolithic era.
It was the god damned Loch Ness Monster!
Your story moved me, and my bowels.