• radfrog@lemmy.wtf
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      2 months ago

      Not just the stork…

      • Eastern Hognose Snake
      • Common Garter Snake
      • Raccoon
      • Hawks
      • Owls
      • Herons
      • Crows
      • Magpies
      • Large Fish

      This is just the US ones, and without expanding the fish or snakes… Literally hell. People will say any idiotic thing without any facts backing them up.

      • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world
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        People will say any idiotic thing without any facts backing them up

        Dude. It’s a comic strip. It derives humor from subverting expectations. It doesn’t claim to be based on real world evidence.

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          I demand perfect real world accuracy in my comics and nothing less! He should have listed the pros and cons of being a frog including statistics about time running from predators, a full list of predators, life span, climate issues, etc. With citations of course.

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            Like, to be honest though frogs don’t even give a shit about that stuff. Like I knocked one sitting on a railing with my hand while walking by. Dude was still in the same spot 20 mins later when I came back through.

            Imagine some mother fucking giant walking by you knocking you on your ass. Then just be like, “greeze man, wtf?” Then just be chillin.

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    2 months ago

    It will suck when the old wizard gets tired of being a frog and realizes he doesn’t have the limbs to turn himself back into a human.

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    So, judging by the wizard frog being clothed. The wizard just told this dude to get naked for what reason? 🤭

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      Nah, he’s naked because he realized as a frog he doesn’t need to care about that shit anymore. No laundry. No shopping for new clothes. Chill.

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      wizard probably had to transmute his clothes smaller to fit. not many medieval folk would likely be able to easily acquire frog sized clothing.