I’m not a christian and yet I feel offended by this image
You know, Jesus did grow up. You don’t always have to call him baby. It’s a bit odd and off putting to pray to a baby.
Adult Jesus and Baby Jesus are distinct Biblical Entities in the Biblical Monster’s Manual.
Its odd and off putting to pray to anything. Most people grow up and stop wishing on stars because it’s silly. But some of them keep asking an invisible man for nice things to happen their entire adult life.
I like to picture Jesus in a Tuxedo T-shirt, 'cause it says, ‘I wanna be formal, but I’m here to party, too.’
He sure did grow up. And up and up apparently.
I think this went over everyone’s heads. It’s from Talladega Nights lol
MC 900 Foot Jesus enters the chat.
Looks like a boss from Blasphemous 💀
Did Hideo Kojima make this?
Maybe it was Hajime Isayama, and the scaffolding on the left is for people who dress up as Survey Corps.
Claims? More like admits
And not shamefully for some reason.
At first glance he looks like one of those smaller deformed titans.
Why does the giant baby Jesus have a full head of hair.
I just wanna know why he has a widow’s peak 😄
looks like Andy Kaufman
GiantBlue-eyedWhiteToddlerJesus
I have that card
That’s no Jesus, that’s a Phil Collins!
No Genuflect Required
This is the world we live in
Who would ever contest this claim ?!
has AOT vibes
That one on the bottom right really got the short end of the stick.
Especially compared the one counter to him on the left. Chad vs Virgin meme.
With the hairline of a 48-year old.
Just because he’s God doesn’t mean he can do anything about male pattern baldness. He’s not that omnipotent.
Male-pattern baldness existed prior to the creation or the Heavens and the Earth.
He was a grown man! He had a beard!
Yes, we know. Her name was Mary Magdalene.
The living with the 12 other dudes totally gave it away though.