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BEHOLD! THE FUTURE IS NOW!!
Ok I’m giving up on trying to find an apple car. The search results are flooded with either stuff about the company Apple making their own car, or how to integrate their phones and apps with your own car.
This joke ain’t funny enough to keep going. Sorry.
Here’s a few, the trick I used was to translate “apple car” into other languages (Spanish, German), then search using the translations:
https://img.huffingtonpost.com/asset/601b52c9260000fa05c23591.jpeg?ops=scalefit_630_noupscale
https://img.chefkoch-cdn.de/rezepte/2273261362839543/bilder/1192091/crop-642x428/apfelauto.jpg
Isn’t the concept of a pig driving a hot dog kinda low key horrifying?
In the original Disney Three Little Pigs cartoon, the third pig has paintings of sausages and ham on his wall with labels under them like “uncle” and “grandmother.”
aren’t hotdogs usually beef?
Nah, it’s soy or smth. Impossible hotdog.
No worse than my Honda Spinal AcCord
Richard Scarry is awesome
Was. Sadly, he left us with all of the Busy Town books he had to write and illustrate in 1994. But he left a wonderful legacy.
what’s the hotdog car made of
A hotdog
Hope it’s 100% beef for the driver’s sake
Hot dogs, what else?
Wow that’s a blast from the past.
Where is goldbug hiding?
You could drive a hot dog or a pickle car…or you could drive a bi-plane car or tank that is attached to a steamroller tractor or a car made out of wood with saws.
Considering the reliability of the Wacky Races cars, that may not be the best idea.
If my options are crash and burn in an:
- An ordinary car, or
- A Telsa, or
- Wacky Race car
I am going to take the Wacky Race car. At least, there’s going to be a good story out of my death.
Ha! I instantly recognized this art style. it’s Richard Scarry, British children’s book author. I still have a hard copy of one of my favorites from childhood:
It will be nice when the energy density on batteries has gotten high enough and charging times have gotten low enough that we can move on from making cars so aerodynamic and experiment more with funkier form factors.
I know I’ve seen this book in primary school but I can’t remember the title
“The Busy World of Richard Scarry”
I wanted Lowly’s apple car so badly when I was a kid.
The Patty Wagon from The Spongebob Movie: https://youtu.be/_xImULcwZkg?feature=shared
Cars with electric motors can be any shape. I am appalled that there is not a pattywagon for sale
Like a hamburgermobile?
Yeah from SpongeBob
Never heard of it
I’m not clicking that
There’s the cheese slice car
for the record, cars with combustion engines can also be any shape
True. It’s just harder because you have to move the power around with mechanical linkages rather than just having a big ass cable
I mean we technically do have the hot dog car in real life, so that’s neat
And Teslas are kinda like the Apple version of a car. But they kill people.
Then the car turned itself into a pickle! Funniest shit I’ve ever seen!
