“Thank god you’re here, man openly carrying! I feel so much safer around you!”
“Heh. Yeah, I’m sure. People respect me when I’m carrying.”
“Oh, no, I don’t mean it like that. I mean that if an actual gunman starts shooting, you’re a much higher priority target, giving me enough time to run away. Thank you for painting a target on yourself for us!”
“Thank god you’re here, man openly carrying! I feel so much safer around you!”
“Heh. Yeah, I’m sure. People respect me when I’m carrying.”
“Oh, no, I don’t mean it like that. I mean that if an actual gunman starts shooting, you’re a much higher priority target, giving me enough time to run away. Thank you for painting a target on yourself for us!”