Like a snails mouth
I’d poke my eye out.
They break before that happens, time wise
Those are some peak water polo nails.
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Fuck you op
I’m a bad person and I should feel bad.
Scene: Customer walks into toilet, the door closes.
*Short pause followed by blood curdling scream"
Jump cut to outside, screams echo, pigeons fly away startled.
Cut back to outside of toilet, where blood seeps from under the door.
Strangely looks like pasta.
Noooooo :((
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i have goosebumps just by seeing that…
Quickly run those down a wool sweater.
There nothing we can do. The fingers must be amputated.
How to tell someone gets exactly 0 pussy:
That’s where you’re wrong. He’s a gynecologist.
Oh. Oh no.
Interesting how most people here are pretty horrified while I like the idea and think it looks a bit cool although it’s very impractical.
Time to scratch that ball itch