I’ll start: a naked guy complaining to his host that there’s less light than advertised.
Kirk penetrates an alien organism in order to destroy its reproductive organs.
Child actors in an elevator.
Might be my favorite bottle episode
The Poseidon adventure IN SPACE!
Captain Picard falls asleep; dreams of some dead people.
You mean: An old starfleet officer needs much time learning the flute.
When the Captain finds Neelix and Tuvok intertwined in an intimate coupling, she is forced to order them to break up.
Alternative: respected captain is found out to be extremely anti-species joining
OP said worst. That’s the best.
Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy
Criminal engineer whines about his imprisonment for espionage even though it was done in the most humane way without even ageing him, abuses wife and daughter on release.
This weird old elf/woman forces herself onboard and starts destroying everything. Then she does it again but this time she sees a hologram of herself and is like, “oh, sorry. guess I’ll go home now. bye.”
Man visits childhood home to reconcile with himself after being forced to harm coworkers.
Riker catches an alien “virus” (from a plant) and lays down naked under a shiny blanket for the rest of the episode. Pulaski forces Riker to dream of the most boring and worst segments from season 1 and 2.
Most shows have flashback episodes that feature highlights. TNG had a clip show that showcased the worst segments. It was the most lackluster finale episode of any Star Trek season. And this was even well after Riker “grew the beard”.
Man who can’t let go of past allows childhood bully to goad him into unwinnable challenge, forces friends to play history’s most boring sport. They get their asses kicked.
Star Trek having more baseball than dogs means humanity really fucked up our exports.
Dogs pee on sacred trees, they are probably not welcome abroad starships.
Peple talk past eachother until they don’t.
He said “an” episode, not every episode
A crew member’s mother comes aboard the Enterprise to get married.
A boy wants to be like Data.
Commander Riker is being replaced so the bridge crew shoots the new commander.
Westworld prequel
Picard learns to play the flute.
Crusher plays a flute.
Ghosted
A bunch of kids just chant “red squad” over and over again.