• GiddyGap@lemm.ee
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    2 months ago

    In America, you can be anything you want. So don’t be weak and gay.

    So, you can’t be anything you want? It’s incredible that she doesn’t hear the irony.

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      You can be anyone you want and if we don’t like it we can subject you to indescribable horrors.

      It’s called Freedom, sweetie, and everyone has it.

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      It makes sense though. They ruin the educational system, poison the waters and tell everyone that its a waste of time and effort, and muddy the waters to make understanding harder. Anyone who ever left the hood will tell you - education is fucking everything.

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                “Hoo hoot! Link… Look up here! It appears that the time has finally come for you to start your adventure! You will encounter many hardships ahead… That is your fate. Don’t feel discouraged, even during the toughest times! Go straight this way and you will see Hyrule Castle. You will meet a princess there… If you are lost and don’t know which way to go, look at the Map. The areas you have explored will be shown on the map. Press START to enter the subscreens and Z or R to find the map. On the map subscreen, you will also see a flahing dot showing you which way to go next. Did you get all that?”

                “No…shit, I mean yes! YES!!”

                “Hoo hoot! Link… Look up here! It appears that the time has finally come for you to start your adventure! You will encounter many hardships ahead… That is your fate. Don’t feel discouraged, even during the toughest times! Go straight this way and you will see Hyrule Castle. You will meet a princess there… If you are lost and don’t know which way to go, look at the Map. The areas you have explored will be shown on the map. Press START to enter the subscreens and Z or R to find the map. On the map subscreen, you will also see a flahing dot showing you which way to go next. Did you get all that?”

                Sigh…YES.”

                “Alright then, I’ll see you around! Hoot Hoot Hoot Ho!”

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      You have to establish dominance. She already said you can’t be weak and gay. One or the other, but not both.

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    Clearly she’s afraid of weak gay people, that’s why she’s wearing tacticool gear while running through a historically LGBTQ friendly neighborhood.

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    “In America, you can be anything you want. So don’t be weak and gay."

    So in the US I can be anything I want… except if I want to be weak and gay.

    Any other exceptions I should know off?

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    “In America, you can be anything you want, so don’t be weak and gay.”

    … What if I want to be those things?

    Why doesn’t she choose not to be fucking stupid and not an asshole?

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      I want to be gay but I’m too weak to go through all the shit society throws at gay people, so I’ll conform and hide my true self.

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      2 months ago

      can i be moderately strong and gay but probably slightly closer to weak than strong because i wanna get fucked senseless by a strong protective man be a twink

      not that i want that or anything