• CaptDust@sh.itjust.works
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    6 months ago

    Well capitalism is like getting a blow job, it’s something that makes you feel good. Communism is more like sucking dick, like something no one wants to do. Yeah, pretty sure I got this figured out.

    • Klnsfw 🏳️‍🌈@lemmynsfw.com
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      6 months ago

      If you like kissing, there’s something similar about giving a blowjob. The lips are an erogenous zone and it’s kind of the same soft sensation.

      But if you insist on your comparison, capitalism is like forced deep-throating: cumming by making someone else vomit.

    • Jomega@lemmy.world
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      6 months ago

      Communism is more like sucking dick, like something no one wants to do.

      Speak for yourself. Plenty of people actually enjoy foreplay, you know.