Citrussy
Do the alphabet with your tongue
Backwards, in cursive
Buy it dinner first
Will ramen do?
Don’t think, just go for it face first like it was the first meal you had in a month after crash landing in the desert
First, remember that an orange is like a good marriage. Then just eat the damn orange.
First you have the skin, and then the sweet, sweet innards
After having a few good moments, throw the bitter and hollow remainings of your orange in the trash?
Start at the little hole at the bottom
Fast, before it evolved into Pac-Man
In the shower
Slice hole vertically in the middle between and stick tounge in and slurp it out
Poke a pinhole and squeeze the juice into your mouth.
Aggressively.
Turn it into a spray
Now you can flavor all your foods with finesse. It’s like a pepper spray with orange as the substitute for the pepper. Hell, spray it into your mouth for some fresh orange juice.
Buy it dinner first
Spread the lips and dig in.
Lick it like ice cream and if people stare at you weirdly, offer them to share it with you.