Authorities in the Russian Republic of Chechnya have announced a ban on music that they consider too fast or slow.
113 bpm baby we’re solid!
Good old XcQ link
Welp, there goes all the phonk music
No! What will Hakari do?
This is memeable, yes; but usually when news like this starts coming out a nation shit’s definitely gone sideways for it.
Eastern Europe is going though it right now. One of my old Polish colleagues fled to the UK becuase the Church is slowly taking over and becoming totalitarian. Even if you have a miscarriage you’d be investigated to see if “it was done on purpose” or not.
(From what I remember, this was just at the tail end of covid)
It just feels like a conservative one party government trying to fill in time before the next election with busy work.
Nothing pleases social conservatives more than cracking down on that weird music their kids listen to.
80 to 116 BPM. I actually chuckled audibly that the BPM was specified, I assumed it would be extremely vague.
darude sandstrom ✖️
careless whisper ✖️
never gonna give you up ✔️
their president is stupid as fuck
Music too fast? Straight to jail.
Music too slow? Believe it or not, straight to jail.
Was trying to figure out why this felt so familiar, then I remembered it’s literally a plot point in the game Beholder 3, a game about an excessively oppressive surveillance government. Wild.
More than just that one game has this plot point, I’m sure. During the early 90s, when Joe Leiberman and Tipper Gore made “Violence in Music/Movies/Games” their cause celeb, we got a glut of artists producing dystopian prophecies of hyper censorship.
BPM between 80 and
130116 are allowed. Their own national anthem is almost criminally low!almost
Probably how they decided to draw the line
Not even Nazi Germany or Stalin’s Soviet Union had this arbitrary and stupid of a music ban.
Isis and taliban do tho. Chechnya is primarily muslim. But yea, another sign russia has become a dystopian nightmare
Doesn’t the IS make music propaganda videos?
It’s not music they’re nasheeds (nasheeds r banger asf)
A nasheed (Arabic: نَشِيد, romanized: nashīd, lit. ‘chant’, plural Arabic: أَنَاشِيد, romanized: anāshīd) is a work of vocal music, partially coincident with hymns, that is either sung a cappella or with instruments, according to a particular style or tradition within Sunni Islam.
Yeah that’s the one
A nasheed … is a work of vocal music
Yep thats the definition
