That looks like a dark souls boss.

Christian porn.

Ergotism. The root cause of a lot of religion is ergotism.

Yup he was living on Patmos and high on volcanic ash

Hey John! How the sulphur today?

Seen a huge beast with like thirty eyes dude

You should write it dude

No mention of a beard. No mention of flowing hair. No mention of a scorpion tail. I think whoever drew this was the one that was high as fuck.

Ergot poisoning. Not even once.

The book was probably written by John of Patmos.

The island of Patmos is more or less famous for its magic shrooms.