End First Past The Post voting in your state before it ends us.

  • elliot_crane@lemmy.world
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    7 months ago

    It’s missing the smug dumbass who forgot to wear pants putting a construction helmet on their head and saying “this is why I vote third party 🤗”.

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      7 months ago

      Nope, its actually China. Believe it or not, this is a legit martial arts training technique called “Iron Crotch”

      • uienia@lemmy.world
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        Completely legitimate. In fact it was invented to enforce the one child policy.

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    7 months ago

    I’d like to see these guys take an actual nut shot without the jerking. They’re actively redirecting the blow to not hit them in the sweet spot every time. Hold still and take a solid hit, THEN we’ll see if your training is really effective. …Or is your training to prevent taking the hit in the first place?

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      7 months ago

      Vote!

      But also direct action and mutual aid are good for u too, and if ur asking if you should vote, chances are youll do well picking up one of the othrr two alongside ur voting.

    • rbesfe@lemmy.ca
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      7 months ago

      Any vote that doesn’t go to Biden this November is another brick in the road towards a second Trump term and the legitimately suppressive fascism that will come with it.

      Don’t let any terminally online lemmings convince you that “America is already fascist so what’s the difference”. It can get so much worse than it is now.

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      7 months ago

      Yes.

      Take the kick in your nuts. It is the only allowed form of meddling with your flavor of oligarcy’s succession procedure. Other forms will unequivocally result in police action against you.

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        7 months ago

        This is great advice. Everyone knows that as soon as you vote you can take no other action politically so the best you can do is a kick in the nuts.

        All my leftist friends found out I voted and I was immediately kicked out of their clique for being uncool. At least the cops aren’t after me. They totally care about my friend’s shitposting on the internet

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          7 months ago

          They’re cringe. Unironically think your political freedom of speech should (socially, NOT legally) depend on whether or not you voted.

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            7 months ago

            I’m having trouble interpreting your comment. Who is cringe, my hypothetical friends? I’m just being sarcastic in my previous comment here. Maybe my delivery is off.

            I think people should vote. I got snarky because I think that the way the person that I responded to has a bad take on this.

            I have no idea what you mean about freedom of speech. People can choose not to vote, and I’m going to choose to try to convince them to vote. I don’t think you gotta make it weird, dude.

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              7 months ago

              If you don’t vote you have no social right to complain about politics, lol.

  • GladiusB@lemmy.world
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    I mean I’m ok voting for Biden. I think he’s doing better than many. I know we’re going to hear from 3 neck beards that can’t debate without insults and one that brings Palestinians. Yes. I know. It sucks.

    But now with Iran involved, we gotta think bigger. They want a reason to come after us and side with Russia. So it sucks and it should stop. As Biden has said. But just to pulling out is worse for our long term safety.

    • Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world
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      7 months ago

      I know we’re going to hear from 3 neck beards that can’t debate without insults

      I see only one.

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    7 months ago

    Okay… realistically, how much pressure would it take to pop one of your nuts?