• Jilanico@lemmy.worldEnglish
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      8 months ago

      Make your pet lobster a sweater with mittens.

      Now someone come up with the next line:

        • TechLich@lemmy.world
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          8 months ago

          I was going to come up with something fun and clever to keep it going but the next line of the real song starts with “cream-coloured ponies” so I think we should probably just leave it here after all.

          There are some of the internet’s things that we don’t need to enumerate.

          • too_high_for_this@lemmy.world
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            8 months ago

            Cum colored boxes and car-fucking dragons

            Rusty old poop knives and vaginal bacon

            Mom jacks me off 'cause my arms are in slings

            These are a few of the Internets things

            When the mod kicks

            When the troll baits

            When I feel like ass

            I try to forget all the Internets things

            And then I go touch some grass