Does this work for constipation?
Not with a net, you’d need something sturdy and not full of holes to catch the turds
Yes… A finer net perhaps… 🤔
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And you better hope to God that the machine doesn’t slow down in such a way that the shit falls back onto you.
I’m guessing this was before anyone realized that shaking babies is a bad thing?
shaking is not the same as spinning.
I see a you know how to make Martinis
What about a few Gs on an unformed skull?
skulls are really flexible when that young. forceps are used and deform skulls. lots of things do at that point, even “normal” birth. they usually bounce back into pretty good shape.
Mommy? How was I born?
With about 250 RPMs, Honey.
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We did this after space travel and programming language.
This is due to underrepresentation of women in science. Sure we send a phallus to the moon before this.
It seems like a great way to send ~50% of the babies birthed out in space. Just remove the net, speed it up, and tilt it 90°, then you have a coin flip chance at space babies or crater babies.
Zoidberg, what are you doing in here?
Zoidberg: I live here.
I pitched this exact idea to my fiancé a few days ago (and have no clue why it came up). she didn’t think it was a good idea, but now I can tell her that it was good enough to patent.
Don’t knock the Vomitron until you’ve tried at least one birth in it