You’re doing God’s work.
Trump is Trump first, last, and only. Never have I personally witnessed such a large group with such dedicated self-delusion.
It does look like it’s taken in a cemetery and he’s been freshly dug up.
The original joke but reworded.
from thine deathly pallor one could mistake
your mortal form, once dead now wakes
They groaned, they stirred, they all uprose,
Nor spake, nor moved their eyes;
It had been strange, even in a dream,
To have seen those dead men rise.
So he ain’t real? That’s good, now I don’t have to feel sorry for this guy looking like that.
Fake name, but a real white nationalist running the account and, shockingly, talking about real Secret Jewish Tunnels that he probably wasn’t actually involved with but are hilarious.
Zombie?
Ok so we accept all body shapes but not all body materials?
Evil Carl Fredricksen
It’s the blue tie. It chokes them out like a wood stake in a vampire’s heart. He looks like a traffic cone under a blonde turd in a red tie.
If you have to tell people you’re an alpha male, you’re not.
This guy is definitely not.
It also says “I’m poorly educated”. in the wild, wolf packs are mostly families- a breeding pair and the kids that haven’t left on their own yet.
So the “alpha male” is literally just… dad?
yup.
the Alpha/Beta/whatever pecking order thing was established from observations of captive wolves in packs that were forced. it has more in common with the dominance heirarchy of prison culture among humans than it does with wolves being wolves in nature.
The dude who did the study even said it was wrong and a bad study to apply to wolves.
Imagine if an anthropologist said: this is a paper on normal human behavior.
And then the first line is: to get an accurate representation of a population, I went to Rykers Island.
It has to be a troll account. Richard Strocher? Dick Stroker?
Friends with P. I. Staker
Yes, Mr. Staker, we’ll do everything we can. Can you describe it to me?
It is
This is not a real person, you gullible dopes.
Richard Strocher?
Dick Stroker.Duh.
Also, on top of that, the image they’re making fun of was actually doctored to make this fake person look paler, to enable the childish insult.
Holy shit, lmao
It’s embarrassing the quality of bait my people take
I mean, yeah, but apparently I was circumcized by a Dr. Cutter so the name alone can’t always be a giveaway.
But that fake boy is so pale, sitting in sunlight makes him glitter.
There’s a plastic surgeon who specializes in genital reconstruction surgery (so he works on a lot of trans people and the like) whose name is literally Dr. Alter, lol.
But even the content of the tweet is so obviously ridiculous, to have zero doubt it’s true says something.
Also, the fact that the entire post is just someone making fun of someone else’s appearance speaks volumes as well about maturity level.
Looks like Carl from Pixar’s “Up” but if he died 55 years earlier and they Weekend-at-Bernie’s him for the movie.
No fucking way. Looked him up and Dick Stroker is real. He looks old as fuck. Fortunately he’s young in age so I hope he figures out that going extreme right wing is the wrong path.
This post is going to give me nightmares tho
his name is dick stretcher
Dick Stroker.
Does he have a browridge? Cro magnon ass skull having mother fucker.
You’ve got to wonder is just being white and wealthy enough to give you that much self-confidence in life even looking like that? Is it really that effective?
“Wildly successful”? At what? Graduating high school? Or, since probably home schooled, passing the GED.
No shade against the home schooled; quality varies wildly, and indoctrination rates are high. Public school systems can try to indoctrinate you, but the vaccine is your peers.
