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When my partner is out of town, I put porn on the big screen

Sext her.

My dad would always cook up liver and onions when Mom was away. He loved the dish, the smell made her retch. So he took advantage, cooked it up early while she was away so the house would air out by the time she returned.

What do you do (or avoid doing) out of courtesy to your wife that you can enjoy while she’s away and unaffected?

Have you thought of lipstick and nail polish?

Sleep on her side of the bed. Then don’t tell her what you did.

Don’t change your underwear for two days.

If you don’t like alcohol or weed, cocaine is a helluva drug.

You guys are amazing

Pee in all the sinks.

“Alcohol and weed don’t sound appealing.”

<insert>We are not the same meme

hookers?

Rearrange the lounge, or if you want to play it safe, maybe just the shed

Ooh, study for 14 hours straight and forget to eat! That’s usually what I do. Wild times.

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