It’s less wireless charging and more switching to the internal gasoline powered APU that you have to refill the gas tank on regularly
Not really wireless, more like charging a handset on its dock.
"T-minus 72 hours until cargo bay jettison.
Go for retro burn. Pod orientation is now inverted.
T-minus 48 hours.
Umbilical is confirmed powered down. Pod is now on internal power."
And now I’m mentally comparing nipples to induction chargers. Thanks for the image, op!
Well if you do that thing it does get your partner awfully hot
Someone has to make a wireless charger with a nipple on it.
do you mean a regular usb cable with a tit shaped connector?
My electric toothbrush kinda has a nipple shaped wireless charger.
Not quite like wireless though, there has to be a latch on and suction, can’t just faceplant a baby on a boob.
But if you place a baby in the rough area (the boobs) they can manoeuvre themselves to the correct area.
This is long before any motor skills. It’s a primal instinct. Like holding their breath when submerged or grasping things placed in their hands.
Apple and Samsung want to have a word with you.
Yes, there are plenty of boobs that use their devices.
its not wireless the tit is the wire. Wireless would be touching the mothers skin and the milk is just transfered to the baby.
transfered is also not a good way to say it, it would be like the baby has the ability to produce milk inside its body with the energy that is coming off the mothers skin. Something like that
Babies are fueled up like an internal combustion engine and produce lots of hazardous waste.
My wife would absolutely disagree with this. She could “feed” the baby anywhere before, but now she has to sit every 2 hours every day. And that’s 2 hours from the start of the last feed; more like an hour break in between.
Ok your wife is the docking station then.
