He also has so many keys in his hand it qualifies as a brass knuckle.
Just remember that guy is like 5 times more likely to kill himself (or accidentally kill someone else) than to use one of those guns in a legitimate self defense scenario…
Some clouds have chrome linings
But he’s even likelier to have a heart attack than either of those. If he really wanted to protect himself he’d do some exercise.
You’re telling me that a guy that insecure might be emotionally unstable? NoOOooOooOoo…
There’s a man who is scared of everything.
Except probably not the one thing he should be scared of- Donald Trump.
You cant shoot diabetes
I’m hoping he’s going to some gun event or something and that back one is at least unloaded.
Three guns and no butt.
Looks like he shot both cheeks clean off with the one in his waistband. Hank Hill lookin ass.
As someone with a not dissimilar affliction, my pants would just instantly fall down.
“And if that don’t work - use more gun”
- Some texan with 11 PhDs
This guy is easily 6’-7" tall and needs to carry 3 guns around to feel safe
No way he’s that tall, it’s just the angle of the camera.
Is that some kind of 6-shooter in the small of back? If so…perhaps he should consider carrying just one pistol with an extended mag…would make life easier and more effective.
How do you even grab that one out of its holster smoothly?
You have to take it with your left hand behind your back, then pop the catch on the holster, then lift the barrel clear of the holster. All that while under fire or in a deadly situation.
All I can imagine is this guy dead on the ground with his left hand awkwardly caught between his belt loop and his pistol, bleeding from the asshole he accidentally shot himself in.
Three… that you can see.
There’s no way this guy doesn’t have an ankle carry.
I was thinking a place more… Fermented.
You need a backup gun when your three primary guns aren’t enough.
Barely survived. We soy boys are tough.
Look at this discount Hank Hill
Oh how I wish these people would actually experience the armed showdown with the US government they all crave. I need that drone footage. Oh the juicy videos from 1000ft above of Skeeter and his J6 posse disappearing in a cloud of smoke like ants.
Waco and Ruby Ridge already happened.
Nah, just a single encounter with a robber or something.
Either they show their true cowardliness and run away like everyone else, get shot by the robber because they will down anyone with a gun first, or get shot by the police for being confused as the criminal.
They all have this idea that they are some super hero that will save the day, but the chance of that happening is extremely low.
However small a chance, at least it’s a chance
There is a chance sure.
But they are more likely to die from the examples I mentioned, than they would be the hero.
So no intelligence what so ever.
You’re right. I forgot you said it so it’s 100% facts. My bad
Reminds me of “One a in a million?! That mean’s there’s still a chance!” from Dumb & Dumber.
Glad you got a happy memory out of it
Let me put it this way: you have a better chance of being hit by lighting or struck by a meteor.
I also carry around a med kit just in case. And a small compass. And various other tools. Always expecting to use none of them.
Maybe it helps I’m in Florida though, so anything can happen haha
That’s what they saw in the movies (like westerners, or James Bond) and that’s what they’re emulating.
Are you suggesting the US government will drone strike US neighborhoods?
If suggesting means “wanting to see” then yes. Unless of course those people get off the Maga cult and become human again. The chances of which are slim.
OP may not be suggesting that but I am. They did exactly that and would do it again if they “needed” to.
The most recent one I’m aware of went fairly peaceful. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bundy_standoff
Is that a shotgun down your leg or are you… wait, why do you have a shotgun down your leg?
Dairy is a dangerous business, what if you encounter cows with guns
Well cows do kill more humans than sharks so…
That’s amazing, I didn’t know cows killed any sharks
Lol… Good one
Chickens in choppers!
Guns = 3, Ass = 0
He keeps it clenched shut at ALL times in case one of those GAYS gets the drop on him. He can shoot the back holstered gun to blow their cock clean off before it gets too close to his precious hole.
Are we going to ignore the 30 keys? I own 3 cars but don’t carry a key to the third one on a regular basis as it’s undergoing some extended maintenance. It’s got to be slightly exhausting to carry 20 extra lbs of crap on your waist.
Yeah and those keys.
3 you can see, I would bet he’s also wearing at least one ankle holster.
What’s wild is it would be so incredibly easy to just walk up behind him and grab the gun in the small of his back while shoving him down. He’s dead from his own firearm before he can even process what has happened.
That’s the gun holding his pants up. It’s like a keystone… pull it out and the those pants will be around his ankles before he knew what hit him. Just slide right down over his diminished gluteals.
Keygun.
I guarantee you such a thing exists.
Edit: Yep.
That’s what’s known as a “responsible gun owner.”
That’s some negative ass if I’ve ever seen one. The man is owed some ass.
Straight frog butt
I can’t imagine what it must be like going through life being afraid of everything all the time and also having a fantasy in which you get to kill someone.
Especially someone as big as that. That guy looks like he is well over six feet tall. Who the hell is he scared of?
It has to be very stressful.
Just your regular US “conservative”.
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LiberalGunNut™ here! I’m more than a little tired of liberals calling us “afraid”. I have a Colt .45 on my desk at all times and a RIA .45 on my headboard. Not the slightest bit scared, or even mildly worried. But I’ve had some crazy shit come in my front door, more than once. Ever suffered a home invasion? How about by a bear? (Yes, both really happened, and more.) I also carry in the woods and on the water. Given that I’m legal, why not?
I avoid places where I might be scared, especially when armed. Who risks 20-to-life in a concrete and steel box if your case goes pear shaped?!
No one says, “Look at that fool with his kitchen fire extinguisher! LOL, bet he even checks it every 6-months and logs it. What a wuss!” (I have 2 other extinguishers as well, at camp and in my truck.)
This guy? Hell I know. Bet this, he’s one of those who has no understanding of self-defense law. Justified shooting is a far narrower line than most think, regardless of one’s attitude towards guns.
In any case, open carry people are plain stupid. The photographer already has the drop on him. All I see are 3 free guns.
Honestly, Your last two sentences are what I noticed.
Someone could easily sneak behind, or use another forward distraction to grab that butt gun while that guy’s hands are both occupied carrying other things.
He doesn’t look prepared at all to actually protect anything. Given his size, he should put all the guns, his cookie (or whatever he bought), and his keys in a bag so he has at least one hand free to defend himself. He could do more damage hulk smashing than trying to hit something with a tiny projectile.
The fact you need a gun with you at all times says enough about how scared you are.
If you need a gun to feel safe, you live in a shithole country.
I hate to point this out, but I live in a shithole country
A friend that I’ve known for like fifteen years - I found out last year that he has guns. He just doesn’t ever talk about them.
Same here. Knew a guy who conceal carried with a license for like 4 years before I ever found out. People who truly do it for defense rarely want people to know they have it.
And they’re so fkin somber about them too.
“Doesn’t it make you feel powerful?”
‘Not at all.’
These are the people i have no issue with guns.
My neighbor is “that guy.”
Doesn’t leave his house or even answer the door without a gun.
Very nice guy, just terrified of… stuff?
My brother has a neighbor who regularly yells crazy rants at the neighbors on his lawn while holding his gun in the air. The cops have been called and claim they can do nothing. This would be in Atlanta, so I’m not exactly shocked…
It’s not fear. The guy in the picture walks around with guns because he wants to, not because he’s scared. He wants to be challenged. He wants to be able to pull out his gun and shoot someone.
These people are not “scared” as much as they want to be feared.
They want an excuse to kill. That’s it.
Science disagrees with you:
“Specifically, the research shows that people with conservative tendencies have a larger amygdala and a smaller anterior cingulate than other people. The amygdala – typically thought of as the “primitive brain” – is responsible for reflexive impulses, like fear. The anterior cingulate is thought to be responsible for courage and optimism. This one-two punch could be responsible for many of the anecdotal claims that conservatives “think differently” from others.”
I’m surrounded by it in Texas and you’re 100% correct. These guys fetishize their guns and the idea of killing people. You’ll note after being around a 2A nut that they aren’t discussing things that worry them. Most of the language that you hear is along the lines of “I wish they would” or “I’d pop a motherfucker for trying that”.
They are genuinely looking for an excuse to legally murder someone and you should not feel safe around them.
Someone could just pull this guy’s own back-gun and plug him at the grocery store. Looks like he could barely reach it without cramping up his old man arms. Though I assume he has to remove it before sitting in his truck all day.
You realize that people can lie to themselves and others and often rationalize reasons for their actions that are not the real reasons for their actions right?
It’s still fear. They’re just hiding their fear behind machismo. Like bullies always do.
I think there’s an element of fear, too. The ones I’ve heard from are absolutely certain that they WILL be attacked. Someone WILL invade their home, and they will have to defend themselves. It’s not “if”, it’s “when”.
I assume these are the people that shoot someone who pulled into the wrong driveway by accident.
Not wrong, but the foundation for that is also form of “fear”, the wish to be feared stems from the inner fear of looking weak and vulnerable. This is not a person who’s at ease with himself or of the path he’s chosen. He’s hurting, a lot. Even knowing all this, it’s still hard to feel empathy because of the way he chooses to deal with his psychological issues.
They want to be feared because they live in fear themselves. That’s why these assholes keep murdering people for pulling into their driveway by mistake. They’re terrified all the time. Conservative media has made them fear everything and they think the only answer is to show that they’re tougher than everyone else.
They want to be feared
They also confuse people being in fear of them with people respecting them.
I’ve noticed recently a lot of conservative 2A people using the phrase “be ready to flip the switch” a lot recently. Usually it’s in the context of switching the flip to killing people.
The way you say “get to kill someone” instead of “you’re forced to kill someone to protect yourself and other innocent lives” really ties up this comment well. It is exactly the mindset of the open carry crowd.
