When people tell you who they are, believe them.
My answer to this is so fucking what ? Boo hoo your gonna cancel me fuck you and your platform!
This article was posted in 2016, how is it relevant today?
Because that was the moment!
stupid SEO
Big talk from a small man. The internet hasn’t forgotten the buried sub you were moderator of, Spez.
We couldn’t possibly be talking about jail but I’ll take the bait.
But yeah spez tell us again about the dark secrets lol
Yeah, show us them dark secrets. He probably keeps them in PDF files.
Unless you like revealed details of a crime that only the criminal would know there’s no way to prove if anything you said is real.
Yes they know the deep dark secret that I absolutely cannot stand conservative values and microtransactions. So many deep dark secrets that I expressed on Reddit.
Man, it’s a good thing I never used my real name.
Well, say my name
Sure, spez, tell them all about how dark and dirty my account, “pegmewithpigintestines”, can be. We’ll all be shocked.
Are the intestines the straps? If the intestines are the"rod" wouldn’t that make them sausages rather than just intestines since they are filled with something?
The real question
Oh no, go tell my wife I’m sleeping around on her. Go tell my friends I’m into bdsm. I don’t have dark secrets, I have aspects of my life that I display discretion in announcing. Dark secrets sound fucking exhausting.
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I don’t want to be spied on not because I have something to hide but because I don’t want anyone looking. In the same way I’m not hiding what’s under my clothes, but you still can’t look.
Not a smart move, right before the IPO. And what was this ‘warning’ about?
Not a smart move, right before the IPO.
Really? I think the opposite. He said this in a profoundly stupid way, but what he is saying is that reddit is still the largest collection of human generated content. And not just the sanitized stuff you post on Facebook or LinkedIn, but your actual political opinions, your fears, your hobbies, the totally real secrets you posted to the weekly “What is your darkest secret” AskReddit post, your porn preferences, etc. And that is likely very valuable.
He’d have a very difficult time proving any of it is authentic.
Maybe he wants Investors to think that his site will be really good for targeted ads.
Which is kind of surprising after his incredible string of extremely smart moves over the past several years… /s
Do these people proclaiming Reddit’s data as a “treasure trove of human-generated information”, or Spez claiming “We know your dark secrets” not realize that most of what people say online is at least partially a lie? Most Reddit comments were either low-effort echolalia parroting old memes or outright bullshit of the, “Yeah, that happened eyeroll” variety.
They also have people’s private messages, chats, and mod mail.
That’s fair – those aren’t things I ever used.
This is a serious threat. I’m afraid he’ll release my secret… People might learn that I dabble… In… Linux…!
So it’s you ! The hacker known as “4chan”
oh my GOD!
Bitch please. If they were so dark that you could blackmail me with them, they wouldn’t have been posts on fuckin’ Reddit to begin with.
Think it’s more of an allusion to lurking habits, active times, metadata, stuff not related to public posts. I’d imagine the average user has plenty of stuff they’ve browsed through that they wouldn’t want their family / co-workers, etc. to know.
Jokes on you spez I get off on that shit.
