The catastrophic infernos ripping across the Texas Panhandle have killed at least one person and threaten to destroy more homes, cattle and livelihoods as the second-largest wildfire in state history engulfs more land every minute.
But climate change isn’t real. No way that could be a factor. /s
Of course. Even these fires, they’re all Obama’s fault. /s
Drill, baby, drill!!
Can they just secede already so we don’t have to pay for this?
Maybe it’s Karma for being such a shit hole state?
Destroying cattle, not killing cattle. Because it’s inventory, not animals. Sick
Any time you see a sci-fi story about an alien species who destroys every world they touch, remember that we’re that species.
Damn. They’re gonna need a tanker truck full of BBQ sauce for all those cooked cows.
Oh this must be why I’ve been smelling BBQ lately lmao