Cows Look Like Maps@sh.itjust.works to Comic Strips@lemmy.world · 8 months agoLately, I've switched from coffee to a nice, soothing cup of tea.files.mastodon.socialimagemessage-square72fedilinkarrow-up10arrow-down10file-text
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minus-squareWanderer@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·edit-28 months agoMe and my mate in uni wanted to try the navvy diet one day. 8000 calories Breakfast: 6 slices of bacon, 2 pints of beer, can of condensed milk, tea, loaf of bread. Early elevenses: 1 pint of beer. Late elevenses: 1 pint of beer, bread and butter. Lunch: steak, loaf of bread, 2 pints of beer, tea. Late lunch: 1 pint of beer. Snack: bread and butter, 1 pint of beer. Dinner: steak, boiled potatoes, loaf of bread, 2 pints of beer, tea. But we was going to stop short of the 20 ton of material those guys moved a day. That’s proper grafting what those boys did. Anyway the fucker (my mate) got a girlfriend and I never seen him again so we didn’t do it.
Me and my mate in uni wanted to try the navvy diet one day.
8000 calories
Breakfast: 6 slices of bacon, 2 pints of beer, can of condensed milk, tea, loaf of bread.
Early elevenses: 1 pint of beer.
Late elevenses: 1 pint of beer, bread and butter.
Lunch: steak, loaf of bread, 2 pints of beer, tea.
Late lunch: 1 pint of beer.
Snack: bread and butter, 1 pint of beer.
Dinner: steak, boiled potatoes, loaf of bread, 2 pints of beer, tea.
But we was going to stop short of the 20 ton of material those guys moved a day. That’s proper grafting what those boys did.
Anyway the fucker (my mate) got a girlfriend and I never seen him again so we didn’t do it.