Edit: LOL love the responses. You ain’t wrong…
Edit2: I posted this for giggles and have enjoyed it immensely. Thanks for the “parenting advice” (rolls eyes). My daughter is a shit show, but I wouldn’t trade her in for anything. She has three daughters, one of which is exactly like her and the two others are not. So…
Try explaining it very slowly while raising your eyebrows and carefully enunciating.
Also, bring a Flipchart and Crayons, I’ve found that helps a lot.
But don’t be condescending (that means talking down to people)