accorns are brown… I’m sure it had a gun
Fine. Take my arrow. My last one for the day by the way. But you earned it. Bravo.
Roses are red, Acorns are brown
I have no idea how to finish this rhyme and its making me look like a clown.
Roses are red, acorns are brown, HANDS ON YOUR HEAD!! GET ON THE GROUND!! NOW!!
oof ouch owie
By the way…this actually happened. A cop lost his shit and screamed “SHOTS FIRED!” and an acorn fell near him. He started shooting all over the place in a suberb which caused another cop nearby to also start shooting at nothing.
Why do we train our cops to be so terrified of everything?
I do believe that’s the joke…
I have bad news, my friend
I think it might be hiring. I’ve got a relative who was too paranoid and antsy for the post office, but he’s fit right in as a sheriff’s deputy. I’m glad he found a place to belong.
Does the sheriff’s office drop off recruiting pamphlets in the post office?
Like “Going postal? Apply to become a police officer today!”
The ones that freak out over an acorn are cheaper and easier to brainwash.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuzQrbio2Qw
Here’s an extremely depressing answer. The mentality is broken
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by the way, cops need guns. They need to be trained better, but they still need guns.
Not assault rifles of grenade launchers full of tear gas, but just regular pistols
A corn.
Racist.
[kernel panic]
I don’t get it - b/c it’s yellow?
Racist against acorns. Calling them corn. Racist.
cornist
No way - that’s not why I am racist (unlike this that is hella racist-er-est).
But okay, just solely for you, b/c
the thought of your Eldritchian username coming after me haunts my dreamsI wanted to be nice, here is an updated version:It’s a…
Oh sure, double down on your racist epithets. Haven’t acorns suffered enough from your kind?
Da packers is the real answer
Acorn shopping is much better than cop shopping.
- man hears a noise.
- he’s hit (only in his imagination).
- rolls like movie characters.
- shoots to his own car.
- handcuffed victim ends unhurt.
Yes. Trained.
sounds like they’re trained to lie that they’ve been shot as an excuse to fire indiscriminately, actually…
Yes. Trained.
The type of pathetic response by this cop is a direct result of their “everything is a threat and you need to shoot first in all circumstances”.
Literally how they are trained.
Trained to murder innocent people, apparently. He’s lucky he didn’t. Not like he’d face consequences if he did anyways.
LOL I saw the video again. Both cops shoot to nothing lol. They are not even aiming.
Fortunately for the victim, they suck at trying to shoot a still target. Why gringos allow that kind of people to be police is beyond me.
The only thing that can justify the woman police, is that she only sees her mate rolling like madman and shooting to the car. It’s fair to assume that there’s a threat, if her mate is mentally stable and trained. Which apparently is no a true premise.
“I’ve been hit” lol.
I’ve been hit by, I’ve been struck by, a smooth … acorn
Maybe a TRAINED police officer would. Not whatever they have in the US.
We trained them poorly, on purpose, as a prank on all brown people. And socialists. And queers. And the unhoused. And drug enjoyers. And everyone that doesn’t do what the state says at all times.
They are trained.
Acorn uses decoy black guy already detained in police car.
It’s super effective!
Trained, in this context is such a strong word.
It doesn’t said “well trained” tho.
They are trained as well as they are intended to be trained.
Obamer
When a tree teabags you you should definitely unload on it.
Alicorn
Def not the guy in the back seat. Speaking of that what did he have? Autism? Gay? Black? Just plain old didn’t fit in with the norm?
Carl Johnson (CJ) would win
Poor Officer Pendelbury.
A fine gentleman I may add!
Ah shit here we go again
