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Sexy baby thighs, went full absolute territory mode
“I’m gonna Dipsy my Tinky Winky in your Po until you Laa-Laa”
If I was a woman, these would be the exact combination of words needed to make me drier than the Sahara.
My lack of dating sucess is suddenly making a lot more sense to me.
why am I attracted to the man in teletubby stiletto boots?? Why???
NEED TO SEE MORE
Woah, you can buy them. If you have a spare $1500.
Yeah the teletubby thingies are funny. But what is that body he is wearing?
Idk, I got it from the boss when I started working there, no label on it sadly.
…you got it from the boss?
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