Imagine how many people could be enrolled in healthcare for that money.
What an ass.
Why does she look like a joke character I made in Elden Ring?
I hope she has one hell of a personality, but I’m not so sure plastic is capable of that level of sentience.
She’s had a pretty successful career and raised 3 children, I’m sure there’s more to her than you see in that photo. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lauren_Sánchez
Look out everyone, she was once a guest on The View!
I love that I have a way hotter wife than the richest man on earth, his looks plastic
Maybe he doesn’t care how she looks and is just happy she will hold hands with him.
Bro get real
Lol yeah ok
Not trying to defend this shit bag, but looks aren’t everything.
If the only quality your wife has is “being hot” then I am afraid you lost.
Yeah. She’s not a good digging plastic bimbo. That guy with his hot wife who presumably loves him for who he is clearly lost.
Sounds like something an incel would say
I mean, he’s a robot, so he’s prolly rather into that artificial look.
At least he’s dating someone roughly his own age. He could probably do like Musk and date a series of women in their 30s, but he opted for a different strategy.
I hate everything about Jeff Bezos, especially his very existence, but this is the one thing I think it’s dumb to criticise him for.
I thought his previous wife was far more attractive than his current partner. Obviously I don’t know their personalities and such though.
I can see both her personalities just fine, and they look plastic
Everyone’s got different taste.
Billionaires typically have the weirdest, like children
Why do all these shit bags keep moving to my swamp? Get out of my swamp!
What the fuck is up with her claw thing that’s grasping his hand???
She doesn’t look human.
The longer I look at this picture the more she looks like the bug in an Edgar suit.
You would think he could afford a more attractive sugar baby
He’s got an actual alien, that can’t be cheap
It is kinda a shame. If you look at some before and after pics of her, she had a great face.
Yeah, pretty much universal comment about all plastic surgeries
AI hands
His girlfriend’s a Canadian AI. You wouldn’t know her.
I mean what the fuck is also up with him making a fist while she grasps her hand? Is that like some sort of manliness role play
she saw the photographer and she’s trying to hold him back from sucker-punching an Amazon warehouse worker he’s just spotted
Miami is sinking.
Then why are the banks still investing in property over there?
Sunk cost fallacy.
You don’t think they’ll use money to stop the water from flooding them?
I just want healthcare.
Would you settle for some aircraft carriers?
As long as Ukraine gets them, I guess. Sheesh 🥲
I support giving Ukraine the USS Reagan. It’s incontinent, but hey, it’s one more carrier than Russia has.
who holds hands like that lmao
That’s gotta be an AI generated gf.
I zoomed in on the picture and her hand has only 3 fingers. Either a really bad photo or she’s got a claw
Lizard person confirmed.
Oh good I was worried about his wealth poor fella
I hope he’ll be okay. With $2 billion liquidated, his cash on hand is only the average lifetime earnings of 1,176 Americans.
Assuming the average American starts working at age 18 and stops working at 67, that’s just 57,624 years’ worth of American wages.
It’s a shame he’s considering exercising another $6 billion of his stock between now and the end of the year just to get by.
This motherfucker better hope I don’t catch him crossing the street, I don’t brake for billionaires.
Dear Miami, you’re the first to go. Disappearing, under melting snow…
If I had 200 dollars and someone would offer me 60 cents for moving to Miami, I would not move.
I hear Miami is a pretty fun town to live in, but I haven’t been there since I was 6 so I have no idea. I don’t expect to ever visit given it’s in Florida.
If someone offered me $600M to move to Miami, I would offer someone $300M to move to Miami and pocket the rest
How long do I have to stay? I can buy someplace, lock the door and just be a shut in for a while.
He doesn’t have a billion dollars in cash
He just sold $2 billion in Amazon shares. So yeah, he has over a billion dollars in cash.
This article is about selling $8B of shares…
His net worth is just under $200 billion.
He could easily liquidate 1 billion of that to cash.
The article states that he’s planning to liquidate over $8B this year alone. I don’t known what kind of drugs that other commenter is smoking.
He liquidated 12 million Amazon shares for approximately $2 billion last week. It’s the capital gains on that sale that OP’s article is referring to.
Unless you meant cash, in which case you’re probably right. I don’t think his brokerage settled the sale with briefcases of $100 bills.
So, apparently he spends his time with a strange rubber woman. At least from the thumbnail pic.
Rubber robot man can only interface with starnhe robot woman.
And they hold hands in such an awkward way that it looks like an AI drew it.
These billionaires might as well be AI. They have no human feelings.
Does she have a TMNT left hand?
Definitely.
Could be an AI art left hand
I think he’s holding her middle two fingers, and she’s grabbing with her free fingers. Because yeah, otherwise it looks very AI generated.
It’s even worse if you look at the full picture. How the fuck is her plastic surgery that horrible when she’s with one of the richest people on the fucking planet?
People who get multiple plastic surgeries often request to make their features more and more extreme.
Jocelyn Wildenstein, aka Lion Woman, is a prime example.
Imaging being one of the wealthiest men in the world and that’s the best you can do.
So it’s all been leading up to We Have Lex Luthor At Home taking over the mantle of Florida Man?
Do billionaires actually save money with such moves? After purchasing a new mansion, new staff/relocations, still having to travel to “librul” cities for their fine arts/entertainment, seems it just about cancels out.
If you value that kind of move at $600 million I’m happy to let you know I’m offering the services for a discount this week for only $580 million. Hit me up.
The move probably doesn’t cost $600 million.