1. The Bible says Jesus died for our sins.
  2. Assuming that doesn’t mean some of our sins and it means all of our sins.
  3. Therefore, Hitler goes to Heaven too.

Hitler Goes To Heaven Too

  • naevaTheRat@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    7 months ago

    Buddy if the Christian conception of an afterlife is real I’m either gonna be chillin in the shade of a tree after a hard day’s work or whatever, or standing hand in hand around some multi sword mouthed geometric acid trip of a god saying “holy” on repeat in a trip that would put eating all the LSD in history to shame.

    Either way who cares.

  • octopus_ink@lemmy.ml
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    7 months ago

    I’m not offended, but I’m seeking out a few of the people who incessantly told me I’d burn in hell if I didn’t live like they did while growing up to rub it in their nose that I made my own path in life and still got to the same place they did.

  • Bruncvik@lemmy.world
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    7 months ago

    Offended? I’ll be really happy! It means that I’ll get to meet all my family again, even though some of them were proper twats.

  • Burninator05@lemmy.world
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    7 months ago

    He had better be there right next to a mountain of pineapples because my heaven will be seeing how many pineapples will fit inside his ass. I suspect it’s ot least one more than you’d think!

  • kromem@lemmy.world
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    7 months ago

    No? Why the hell would I be offended?

    Besides, chances are that were I born with Hitler’s brain and environmental circumstances I’d likely have been a racist megalomaniac too.

    Should the determination of whether we eternally suffer or have joy be the lottery of our births, biologies, and surroundings?

  • zxqwas@lemmy.world
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    7 months ago

    I’d be surprised I’d be allowed in there in the first place, but I guess if Hitler got there the bar to entry is fairly low.

    I’d have some questions to ask but I am guessing the complaint queue is very long considering all victims meeting their murderers in heaven and whatnot so I’ll just go have a harp lesson or something.

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        7 months ago

        Other than the whole part where Solomon gives a litmus test to tell which parent is the real one and which is the false claimant and the false one was the one that cared about recognition even if the child died and the true parent was the one that cared more about the child living as its complete self even if that means being unknown to the child at all.

        But yeah, all the parts surrounding it about the claimed divine parent who needs to be recognized or else his alleged children will suffer eternally do kind of conflict with both the wisdom of Solomon and OP’s hypothetical.

    • conciselyverbose@kbin.social
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      7 months ago

      The guys pushing “if you masturbate or use a condom you go to hell” and use hell fear mongering as their entire ideology?