Homewrecker.
I believe the scientific name is biggus dickus
Penis Envy psychedelic mushroom?
Yes pls
No, definitely not.
As an aside never eat mushrooms unless you know for certain what they are.
We called them Dead Man’s Fingers, but I’m not sure.
Phallusium chodecum
Chodestools
Bravo.
Circumcision leftovers
Phallus impudicus? Er, uh… I mean ISSA WEINER!!! HERPA DERPA DERPA!!! 😂🍄🍆💦💦💦
Ooh … The Rude Dick! (That whole genus has the most hilarious names when translated. Dog Dick ranks up there too.)
Fungcocks, indigenous to your nightstand drawer
Dickweed
Organic nature pegs
Put them in a bag then hit someone dumb with it. And say you’re dumber than a bag of dicks!!
They look more like a fungus than a plant
Is fungus differentiated from plants? Honest question, not a smartass one.
Yes - they are completely different.
I hope to god they at least are still considered flora?
They are not, mushrooms are more closely related to animals
Which is a fact that for some reason I will never be fully okay with.
So that’s why they scream and beg for their lives while I’m cooking.
This is the reality, you’re making them suffer. You monster
Yes that’s what animals and mushrooms have in common.
The four kingdoms of eukaryotes are:
- Animals
- Plants
- Fungi
- Protists
So, taxonomically, plants are as different from fungi as they are from animals.
Above that is the domains of life:
- Eukaryotes (all of the above)
- Bacteria
- Archaea
Then above that:
- Cellular life (all of the above)
- Viruses
- Viroids
- Obelisks (Potentially. Just announced last month.)
And then you got yer prions, which are just self-replicating proteins, and not considered living, but worth mentioning because they kinda act like it.
They don’t self-replicate. They interact with well-folded versions of the protein. Causing them to unfold and aggregate into plaques.
yeah, so they are similar to viruses in that they cant self-replicate because they need something very specific to attach onto to replicate.
Got any links on obelisks? Can’t find anything other than articles on Egyptian sandstone monuments
Bloody hell, I knew something was up!
Must go see the doc.
Wild. Thanks for the terminology. I’m about to go down a Google rabbit hole now.
That’s called grass. There are also some mushrooms in the grass.
I remembered Mr. Garrison’s book from South Park and his book “Penis Valley”.