the ascii null character
Yes hi there my name is \n
Until you get 4 billion dollars worth of fines and speeding tickets
Andromeda, probs. I’m a sucker for constellations and stargazing.
Belize
SomethingUncommon
Robert’); DROP TABLE Students
I feel like Little Bobby Tables has grown up, and should now be Robert’); DROP TABLE loans;–
Can we call you little Bobby tables?
that’s how my parents call me, yeah
Possibly more annoying choice: The right to leftoverride character
I was going to write SQL Injection as well! You beat me to it
Lil Bobby Tables, we call him
Dekkia.
I already use that name everywhere online, might as well put it on my passport.
Bort
Are you talking to me?
No, my son is also named Bort
Now why is that the first thing that came to my mind too??
Don’t do it! Novelty license plates for that name are always sold out. I’ve been trying to find one for 30 years.
I was visiting someone at Yale, and as we were walking through town I saw a car with an actual BORT license plate.
I was the only one who got a kick out of it though.
It was 2 phones ago, so not sure where the picture lives these days, but I have proof somewhere!
Found it!
I have an online handle (not this one) that is kinda close to my real name. Two letters change it from “10% of white girls born in North America between 1975 and 2000 have this name” to a name I’ve only seen attached to one real person before.
Geathel?
Omg, how did you guess? Is that you, Wilhelm?
Now I have to nuke this account to protect my privacy. So long, Lemmy karma…
Wait, that’s a real name?
Common, the Rapper.
Not to be confused with Common, the rapper
Cedric, The Ent Container.
Totally to be confused with Cedric the Entertainer.
Josaphat
Benjahmmin
Batman bin Suparman
Or this one:
Puck like Puck from A Midsummer Night’s Dream
Reason: that’d be hot
That was my name back in Japan. Had to change it because it would be too easy to vandalize, people could just scratch off the P and turn it into an F or whatever
I understood this reference
Hey Pac-Man! How’s Namco treating you these days?
Schamhorst
Something old, like a name from Sumer, Akkad, Elam, maybe something Hittite.
Epirmupi, Shamsaki, Puzur-Inshushinak, Ninurta, Lugalzagasi, Tiglath-Pileser, Hattusili, Suppiluliuma.
Ea-nāṣir! 😂
I would absolutely trust someone with this name in commercial dealings.
