BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Memes@lemmy.ml · 1 year agoIdentify yourselves.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square67fedilinkarrow-up1928arrow-down130
arrow-up1898arrow-down1imageIdentify yourselves.lemmy.worldBonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Memes@lemmy.ml · 1 year agomessage-square67fedilink
minus-squareFranzia@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up30arrow-down1·1 year agoThese stupid settings ruin the discrete activity of getting off. There should be a fucking “extreme” switch that has these in it so I don’t make my vibrator loud as fuck on accident.
minus-squarejaschen@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up42·1 year agoWent to visit my wife’s family and the vibrator turned on during transit and my father in law loaded the vibrating luggage into his car. He goes… "Um… Why is your luggage vibrating? " I said… " I’m not sure." Most awkward car ride ever.
minus-squareSacreblew@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up52·1 year agoThat’s when you blame it on the damn electric toothbrush
minus-squareDaft_ish@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up64·edit-21 year agoMy electric tooth brush must have knocked into my vibrator and turned it on.
These stupid settings ruin the discrete activity of getting off. There should be a fucking “extreme” switch that has these in it so I don’t make my vibrator loud as fuck on accident.
Went to visit my wife’s family and the vibrator turned on during transit and my father in law loaded the vibrating luggage into his car.
He goes…
"Um… Why is your luggage vibrating? "
I said… " I’m not sure."
Most awkward car ride ever.
That’s when you blame it on the damn electric toothbrush
My electric tooth brush must have knocked into my vibrator and turned it on.
Always use the travel lock.
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