I noticed that almost all types of cooking oil (vegetable oil, olive oil, peanut oil, etc) contain some saturated fat. Since saturated fat is known to be a contributor to heart disease, then could you simply remove the saturated fats from the oil to make it healthier?
Got a bottle of 99 Banannas liquor once. Its got to be using the same sweetener as the cursed gummybears. I never threw out a bottle of alcohol before that moment. 2 shots and an hour later on on the toilet praying for death.