A new challenger appears
Lawful evil
Anger those weirdly elitist hotdog council people by putting it on a hotdog you’re having the fries with
Where’s mixed with mayo on the chart?
That might also qualify as lawful evil, but it does really taste good
Rip the top off the packet and dip individual fries in the packet.
That’s OCD.
Pure evil … drinking ketchup straight from the bottle and chasing it with a few fries
%s/ketckup/mayo
Where does ketchup on the wall fit?
If I see you with kepchup on hand I’ll ape out
The eldritch entities beyond time and space: Fries with ice cream
Nice one.
I’ve recently learned to use the packets to apply to the fry just before I put it in my mouth. Makes it so there is always the same amount applied to the fry. Pretty nice actually
I feel like these alignment jokes are by definition a stretch. There’s always a couple good ones, some OK ones, and some terrible ones. The terrible ones ruin the whole thing for me. It would be better to have a reduced set or find another way to present the good ones I think.
Where are the Aussie tomato sauce squeeze packs in this situation?
Lawful evil if you ask me
You see the squeeze packs are great because its not pain like the tear open packs. You squeeze the two half’s together and sauce comes out the perforation in the centre. It’s great if you want to get a bit of sauce with every bite.
You sauce, then you bite. And repeat.
The only thing evil about it is the plastic (and the blasphemous and unaustralaian additional cost some takeaway joints tend to charge for the privilege of having them… Grrr condiments should be free no matter what.)
…see?
It’s an additional 1$ coin to include it
Usually it’s about 20c, 30-40c to account for inflation
Should we tell them about HSPs?
Ah yes, otherwise known as the Afterbirth, or the AB for short
A mountain of hot chips, kebab/yiros meat and a basically drowned in various sauces.
My best friends Mexican wife put ketchup on a fucking taco tonight. I am offended. Lmao
If I’m riding in a car, I’ll tear open the ketchup packet, and dip a fry in it. Other times, I might squeeze the ketchup out onto each fry as I eat them-- only when using those refillable bottles with the narrow nozzle.