You must log in or register to comment.
Pizza Delivery Persons Lives Matter (PDPLM), it doesn’t quite roll off the tongue and may need some work shopping.
Bread lives matter?
Also, they bring you delicious food instead of violating your civil rights and shooting your dogs for fun
They’ll also knock on your door instead of just bashing it in. Such nice people.
Domino’s drivers are the REAL boys in blue.
The thin dough line
Delivery driver threw pizza at suspects during attempted carjacking
"your pizza delivery driver is probably the bravest guy in the world,” one resident said. “He deserves all the applause that he can get.”
No thanks to the worthless ass cops:
Middletown Police attempted to stop the vehicle, but it continued until it reached New Haven. Once in New Haven, police said, the vehicle stopped and four people got out and fled. A police K9 track was conducted, but they did not find any suspects.
Then they arrested the delivery driver for possessing two grams of marijuana and they lived happily ever after.
Needs some red to symbolize both the blood spilled in the effort to deliver our pizzas, as well as the sauce on the pizzas themselves.
When’s the last time you’ve heard of a pizza delivery person going to the wrong house and killing someone?
Doesn’t happen.
